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Pouring Stories and Crafting Style
Embrace the Essence, Accept the Spirit
Pouring Stories and Crafting Style
Welcome to Bartop Treasures, where the glasses are always full, the stories are overflowing, and the journey from in and behind the bar is poured into every page. Join me on this intoxicating adventure as we navigate the world of bartending with a splash of wit, a twist of humor, and a shot of class(ish). Here's to pouring out the tales
Welcome to Bartop Treasures, where the glasses are always full, the stories are overflowing, and the journey from in and behind the bar is poured into every page. Join me on this intoxicating adventure as we navigate the world of bartending with a splash of wit, a twist of humor, and a shot of class(ish). Here's to pouring out the tales while unveiling Bartop Treasures.
Get ready for a journey through the highs and lows, the laughter and the lessons, all served with a side of sass and sophistication. Every page, product, and pour is an invitation to relish the magic. Cheers to you, the storyteller behind the bar, and the vibrant community we are building together!
Sip, Shop, and Savor
Embrace the Essence, Accept the Spirit
Pouring Stories and Crafting Style
Bartop Treasures is where the clinks of glasses meet the echoes of laughter, and the art of mixology intertwines with tales untold. We want to guide you through a spirited journey. Join us as we uncork the stories, shake up some humor, and pour out the wisdom gained from a life spent crafting more than just cocktails. Cheers to a "more me
Bartop Treasures is where the clinks of glasses meet the echoes of laughter, and the art of mixology intertwines with tales untold. We want to guide you through a spirited journey. Join us as we uncork the stories, shake up some humor, and pour out the wisdom gained from a life spent crafting more than just cocktails. Cheers to a "more mentally present" twist on the bar scene – where every sip is a celebration and every tale is a treasure. Enjoy the absurdity, order your fictional delights, and embrace the whimsy at Bartop Treasures! Cheers to laughter, surprises, and a touch of delightful madness! Let the adventure begin!
Embrace the Essence, Accept the Spirit
Embrace the Essence, Accept the Spirit
Embrace the Essence, Accept the Spirit
We want laughter to flow as freely as the drinks. Bartop Treasures is not just a website; it's a celebration of all things bar-related, where humor, knowledge, and a touch of sarcasm collide. Whether you're a seasoned mixologist, a cocktail enthusiast, or just someone with a taste for the extraordinary, you're in for a treat. Picture this
We want laughter to flow as freely as the drinks. Bartop Treasures is not just a website; it's a celebration of all things bar-related, where humor, knowledge, and a touch of sarcasm collide. Whether you're a seasoned mixologist, a cocktail enthusiast, or just someone with a taste for the extraordinary, you're in for a treat. Picture this: A bar where every cocktail has a story, every laugh leaves an impression, and the atmosphere is as intoxicating as the drinks themselves. That's the spirit behind Bartop Treasures, a virtual haven for those who appreciate the art of mixology, the joy of witty conversation, and the allure of unique bar-inspired products."
*where everybody knows your name and they're always glad you came*
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Menu / Price List
Elite Elixirs: When the glass has stories, but keeps it classy
Go ahead and feel a little extra, just like our brand. Wear the humor, showcase the style.
Covert Coquetel
$25
Perfect for the days you want to make a statement without saying a word.
Fabulous Flirtini
$25
A sparkling blend that's as bubbly as you are.
Carefree Cosmo
$25
As posh as the bachelorette party...well until 2am.
Laughable Libations: This is our love language
Cheers to laughter, friends, and a little mischief!
Dad Joke Daiquiri
$25
Extra groans are on the house, you're welcome.
Sarcastic Sangria
$25
Expect the unexpected.
Pun-tastic Pina
$25
Because life's better with a side of pineapple punchlines.
Why limit happy to an hour? Let's make it a lifestyle.
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Lets Make Some Pour Decisions
You had me at tequila!
Dive Bar
12
Defies all laws of mixology and is as dirty as the ashtray.
Tickle Me Tequila
15
Guaranteed to make your clothes fall off, we got you!
Whisper Inducing Lager
22
For those top-secret moments, so lean in close.
Great Minds Drink Alike
Here is where we are going to drink about it!
Bartender's Bestie
12
Wear it proudly; after all, you're everyone's favorite drink companion.
Heartfelt Highball
15
Because every drink should be poured with love, even when you don't deserve it.
Existential Elixir
22
A concoction of uncertainty and lime, served with a side of philosophical garnish.
My bartender knows more about me than my therapist!
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Unleash Your Inner Rockstar
Cocktails, Concert Tees, and Backstage Passes
Showstopper
12
For those who want to sneak from a sipper that shines as bright as they do.
Backstage Pass
15
For the VIPs and those who would do anything.
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Legend, Rick Nielsen of Cheap Trick, will have you raising a little hell. ROCK’N Vodka is made from 100% non-GMO and gluten-free SUGARCANE and ROCK"N is the hottest new vodka on the market!”
There are only a few sugarcane vodkas throughout the world, which means ROCK’N isn’t only delicious, but it’s incredibly rare. The sugarcane gives a complex taste of being soft, smooth, and sweet.
Discover the Sober Chic
FREE SPIRITS/Sip Without the Hangover
Sassy Spritz
12
Meeeeooowwww
Snarky Slippery Nipple
15
Calm down, it's an elusive bird native to the land of witty spirits.
Lovable Lemonade Blast
22
Made with lotsa love, it's sunshine in a glass.
Please Drink Responsibly
coming soon
Get ready to embark on a hilarious and unapologetically authentic journey with a glass in one hand and a hearty laugh in the other.
This one-of-a-kind book was crafted for your maximum enjoyment and spotlights the downright ludicrous scenarios that unfold both in front of and behind the pine.
Buckle up for a wild ride through side-splitting anecdotes that spill the secrets of eccentric patrons, bar